Feeling lucky... hit more Calvin and Hobbes....

• Calvin: Want to play a great game I invented? It's called 'Gross Out'. You say the grossiest thing you can imagine, and then I try to think of something even grosser. Whoever comes up with the grossest thing gets a point, and we play until someone gets 50 points, ok?
  Hobbes: I think I alreay know who's going to win.
  Calvin: It's wierd nobody has ever played a full game with me.
• Calvin: Oh, like I'm going to learn about bats and THEN write a report? Give me a break!
  Calvin: Bats are bugs.
  Hobbes; All we have is one 'fact' you made up.
  Calvin: Besides, I've got a secret weapon that will GUARANTEE me a good grade! No teacher can resist THIS! A clear plastic binder! Pretty professional looking, eh?
  Hobbes: I don't want co-author credit on this, OK? (Hobbes' statement)
• Hobbes: Miserable Miscreant! Question my integrity, will you?
  Calvin: I can't question it until I see some EVIDENCE of it!
  You'll never make it till christmas. Give up now and enjoy yourslef. (Hobbes to Calvin on his efforts of being good)
• Safety check on sled:
  Seat belts? None.
  Signals? None.
  Brakes? None.
  Steering? None.
• Calvin: See, the box is on its side now. It's a duplicator!
  Hobbes: I can picture the look on your parents' face when they find out they've suddenly had twins.
  Calvin: Brother! you doubting thomases get in the way of more scientific advances with your stupid ethical questions! This is a BRILLIANT idea. Hit the button, will ya?
  Hobbes: I'd hate to be accused of inhibiting scientific progress... here you go. BOINK (Scientific progress goes 'BOINK'?
• No. 2: Number three, Hi! I'm number two!
  No. 3: Charmed.
• Hobbes: duplicator is a big success.
  A Duplicate: Are you kidding? It burned out after the fifth one of us!
• Calvin: Who gets the bed tonite?
  Duplicates: we'll fight you for it.
  Calvin: Geez, you guys! Even I don't get sent to the principal every DAY! You're making me look bad!
  I'm being framed by my own doubles! The worst part is that I don't even have the fun of doing the stuff I'm being blamed for.
• Bullet Tracer: My buddies travel light and they're fun to have around. One travels in a holster, and the other in a hip flask.
• Hobbes/Calvin: Truce?
  Calvin/Hobbes: Truce.
• Calvin: I don't DO math any more. I decided I'm more of a 'visual' person.
  Dad: Good. Visualize being the only 45-year-old in first grade.
• Dad: The theory of relativity works only if you're going west.
• Calvin: Oh no! I am in COOTIE CENTRAL. I haven't had my shots.
  Susie: Relax. Stupidity produces antibodies.
• Calvin: I don't WANT to learn teamwork! I don't WANT to learn about winning and losing! Heck, I don't even want to COMPETE! What's wrong with just having fun by yourself, huh?!
  Dad: when u grow up, it's not allowed.
  Calvin: All the more reason I should do it NOW!
• Clavin: Hey Hobbes, What's a 'Paper Tiger'?
  Hobbes: Its like a paper boy. You know, a tiger with a newspaper route.
• Dad: I just KNOW some nurse switched the bassinets.
• Hobbes: I have a question. Why don't we get younger as we go back in time and disappear as we pass the day we were born?
  Calvin: I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
  Hobbes: I thought you got a 'D' in math.